Whines about no internet. (Psst check on my dragons for me plz)
sometimes i forget i’m not actually friends with some of you and i start to reply to your text posts and i have to stop myself
Her face is just like ‘you know it bitch’
I watch this disturbing video every easter
The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece.
This is called humanity
I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
Somebody did something like this at a restaurant I was at once, only with this song.